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themaskednegro asked:
Student who gets highest A on test gets championship belt. Must defend title at every test. Student that got second highest gets a Money in the Bank briefcase they can cash in to make a Pop Quiz happen between them and championship holder for the title. Champ at the end of the month gets a giftcard or some shit.

twentypercentcooler:

quackenbuschlight:

THE CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE CAN BE, LIKE, A BONUS DROP-GRADE AN EXTRA 100 TEST GRADE SOMETHING. Something other than a gift card because— as much as kids like free junk— they like classroom rewards even better.

THIS COULD LEGIT WORK BECAUSE COMPETITION BREEDS BETTER AND HARDER WORK IN THE CLASSROOM. AND KIDS LOVE TO TRY AND ONE-UP EACH OTHER.

This is actually amazing.


blkwid0w:

squeakinkronk:

truealpha:

3manbooth:

Emma: O.O *Slowly puts back Randy Orton’s iPad case*

WOW

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where’s the fucking pun?

Such hostility, guys. C’mon. It’s our ONE Emma joke. We love Emma! We did a whole post about how much we LOVE Emma. Here. Have some bubbles.

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